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Joke A father passing by his son's bedroom Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and...

Foggy Emu, Darnum, VIC. 25 Jul 2023. I have never seen this beautiful bird anywhere near the front of the farm paddock before now, and this morning we were all in the right place at the right time. I was driving through the backroads of Darnum in the Gippsland area of Victoria at 11 in the...

Joke What the sushi say to the honey bee? Wasabi?

Joke My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said "He was a poor boy from a poor family...".

Joke He said "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing!" She said "Wear your own then!".

Joke What do you call an angry counsellor? A Therapissed!

Joke My geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it. I said "No way!".

But you could have! A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel...