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Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you saw a poster outside a police station that said Man wanted for Robbery and you went in and applied for the job.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do vultures have for dinner? Leftovers

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the favorite game at a Cannibals birthday party? Swallow the leader.

good one, I cannot stop laughing

Good one.

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock who's there Byra Byra who? Byra light of the silvery moon.

YOU CANNOT BEAT NATURE'

Hi Seve did not do my usual proof reading.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why are good intensions like people who faint? They need carrying out.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb your computer has wipeout all over the screen.

Each morning when the bank is open I check my account to see what has gone out or what has come in and record them in an exercise book, I pay all my bills by direct debit and used to have 1 account until one day a bank employee said why don't you open another account Keep a certain amount to pay...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What happened when the Owl lost its voice? He didn't give a Hoot.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Bing Bing who? Bingo starts in half an hour.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did Santas Clause wife say during a thunderstorm? Come and look at the rain, dear

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Dick and Jane were arguing over the breakfast table, Oh you are so stupid shouted Dick, Dick' said the father, Thats quite enough, now say you are sorry. Okay said Dick, I am sorry Jane you are so stupid.