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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock who's there? C2 C2 who? C2 it that you remember me next time.

Sean who had been a commercial traveler for many years became lost on a strange road, his car had broken down and it was a wild and stormy night, he thought he was going to spend a horrible night in his car when in the distance he saw a glow from a house, half an hour later he was standing...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Sean was a commercial traveler who had covered the country over the years, one trip he got lost on a strange road on a dark and stormy night, his car had broken down, he thought that he was to have a terrible night in the car, but he then saw a light in the...

Dennis R 's Morning Joke. A mother is driving her daughter to a friends house for a play date, Mummy says the girl how old are you/ Darling you are not supposed to ask a ladies age, her mother says it is not polite, OK says the girl but how much do you weigh?, now really her mother says...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. A politician came to a small rural Irish village just before an impending election, he asks the village spokesperson what their needs are, we have two basic needs sir, firstly we have a fine hospital but no doctor, on hearing this the politician gets out his mobile...

A clear warning. Sean is the vicar of a Protestment Parish in Dublin, and Patrick the priest at the Roman Catholic church over the road, one day they are seen together erecting a sign which says, the end is near turn around before it is too late, a car roars past them and the driver leans out...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you stared at the orange juice container because it said concentrate

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A woman goes to a doctor about her husband's temper, the doctor asks what's the problem, the woman says Doctor I do not Know what to do, everyday my husbands seems to lose his temper, the Doctor says I have a cure for that, when it seems that your husband is going...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Paddy his fitting a kitchen in a posh house, when the woman asked him would he like a drink, paddy accepts and soon the lady comes back with a nice cup of coffee, it's excellent coffee to be sure says paddy, thank you said the woman my husband brought it from...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Doctor- Doctor I feel like a cricket ball Hows that? Oh, not you as well.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Catch, Catch who? Bless you,

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. What did the piece of wood say to the drill? You bore me.

No joke this morning but show this to your grandchildren with I/ Phones, My Good Old Days. Back in the old days with tanners and bobs, when mothers had patience, and fathers had jobs, When football teams and families wore hand me down shoes, and TV stations gave you two channels to...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You should go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth put in.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the goose cross the road? To prove it was not chicken.