Recent content by Dennis

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister? An aunt eater.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock, Who's there? Bjorn Bjorn who? Bjorn Free.

One of my favorites.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why where the boy's photos not ready when he called for them? the photographer was a slow developer

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you saw a poster outside a police station that said Man wanted for Robbery and you went in and applied for the job.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do vultures have for dinner? Leftovers

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the favorite game at a Cannibals birthday party? Swallow the leader.

good one, I cannot stop laughing

Good one.

Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock who's there Byra Byra who? Byra light of the silvery moon.

YOU CANNOT BEAT NATURE'

Hi Seve did not do my usual proof reading.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why are good intensions like people who faint? They need carrying out.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb your computer has wipeout all over the screen.

Each morning when the bank is open I check my account to see what has gone out or what has come in and record them in an exercise book, I pay all my bills by direct debit and used to have 1 account until one day a bank employee said why don't you open another account Keep a certain amount to pay...