''Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?''

''So tell me about your dreams?''
''I want to be a billionaire, just like my dad.''
''Oh your dad, is he a billionaire?''

''No he wants to be a billionaire too!!!''
Your supposed to save the last line until the next morning 😎
 
Cannot remember where but have seen this joke somewhere recently. Dennis R's Morning Pun. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon. His drill slipped.
I’ll think of this one next week when I’m lying in the dentists chair. Have to tell her.
 
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''Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?''

''So tell me about your dreams?''
''I want to be a billionaire, just like my dad.''
''Oh your dad, is he a billionaire?''

''No he wants to be a billionaire too!!!''
Lol, like father like son, keep dreaming. Hahaha.
 
Cannot remember where but have seen this joke somewhere recently. Dennis R's Morning Pun. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon. His drill slipped.
That doesn't make sense. If his drill slipped from the mouth he would be nowhere near the brain!!
 

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