[Danielle G.]

Who does your driving?​

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[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake

 

[CliffE]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake

Dennis, I don't know if you've come across these....

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!

 

[midgemills]

What is an ig?
An eskimo house without a toilet.

 

[CliffE]

Had a girlfriend named LULU she suffered from IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome)
LOOLOO I did love you, albeit from afar very afar.

 

[Viellarde]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake

 

[Dennis]

Dennis, I don't know if you've come across these....

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!

Hi Cliffe, No, I have 2 books , one I am using now with 1001 articles and the other has 2000 to follow, so do not know what is coming up until next day. always good to see other members making contributions.

 

[novezar]

Very quick & good one liners.
Can any one tell me why the dish ran away with the spoon ? Maybe they didn't want to be departed from each other. Or, maybe fell in love with each other after being together at the same time. Or, maybe they felt that they were being "Used" by others too much.

Oh dear me, the mind just ponders at the possibilities.