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Training dolphins
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts
the old man and says, "Give me $10,000 cash
or I will beat you to a pulp!"
The old man replies, "Woah, wait on buddy, I don't have that much money
but let me call my son, he trains dolphins."
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak the owner of the
expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says,
"So, you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car,
you bring me $10,000or I'm gonna beat the heck outta him and you!"
The son answers, "Okay, give me 15 minutes and I'll be there."
In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a jeep.
Ten men jump out and beat the heck out of the expensive car owner.
Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says,
"Dad, I've told you before, I train Navy Seals, not dolphins!!!"
