[Skipton]

Three Drunk Guys.​

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they
were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then he said, “We have reached your destination.”
The 1st guy gave him the money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking
the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked
“What was that for?”
The 3rd guy replied,
“Watch your damned speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

 

[susanamac]

Lol

 

[B lew]

LOL !!!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Sorry Skipton another old one but good if you have not heard it before , at 93 I suppose I have had more time to have heard them before, but keep up the good work

 

[phantomrose101]

Three Drunk Guys.​

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they
were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then he said, “We have reached your destination.”
The 1st guy gave him the money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking
the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked
“What was that for?”
The 3rd guy replied,
“Watch your damned speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

 

[phantomrose101]

A good one at last Skipton!

 

[ElizaKaye]

Three Drunk Guys.​

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they
were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then he said, “We have reached your destination.”
The 1st guy gave him the money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking
the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked
“What was that for?”
The 3rd guy replied,
“Watch your damned speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

I don't find jokes about drunks very funny

 

[Wards]

Funny as a broken arm

 

[Beatrice & Barry]

Even my 87year old partner had a good laugh