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The Test
One day in Far North Queensland a new guy in a small outback town stops outside a bar and reads a promotional sign hanging in the window… FREE BEER!! FREE BEER ALL DAY FOR THE BLOKE WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy goes in and asks the barman, "What's the test mate?"
The barman replies “Well, first you have to drink a full bottle of chili tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t pull a face while doing it.
Second, there’s a croc out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands.
Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta go up there and make things right for her.”
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I'm not stupid enough to do that! You'd have to be nuts to drink a bottle of chili tequila and then get crazier from there on!"
Well, time goes by and the man drinks quite a few beers at the bar. Suddenly, glassy-eyed, he then says to the barman, “Wherez zat friggin' teeqeelah?”
He grabs the bottle of tequila from the barman with both hands, and downs it with big slurps and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the patrons inside hear the most terrifying roars and thumping and crashing, then silence...
After a few minutes, the man staggers back into the bar, his shirt and pants ripped and sporting big cuts and scratches all over his body.
Everybody in the bar, including the barman are looking at him in amazement.
He beats his chest, giving a loud victory yell and says to the barman triumphantly,
"Bonza mate! Now where’s that flamin' sheila with the sore tooth?”
