[Luckyus]

The Swimming Couple​

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything
about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn
about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they
were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very
nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when
he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board
and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations
in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and
cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations,
he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was
incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving
champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each
other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay
down on her towel and was hardly out of breath. He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?' 'No,' she said,

'I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the Mersey '