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The Photo in Her Purse
(Apologies if posted before)

A young couple gets married and go on their honeymoon, the following morning the bride walks out of the shower, naked.

The husband says, “Stop.” Grabs his camera and takes a quick photo.

She asks him why he took a photo when he can see her naked anytime? He says,

“So I can carry it in my wallet, close to my heart.” She smiles.

He goes to have his shower, as he comes out and she is waiting with the camera and takes his photo.

He says, “is that so you can carry my picture with you always?”

“No, it’s so I can have it enlarged.”
 

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