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The Perks Of Being Older!​

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!​

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.​

2 In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.​

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.​

4. People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"​

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.​

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.​

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.​

8. You can eat supper at 5 PM .​

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.​

10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.​

11. You can't remember who sent you this list.​

12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. ​

Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!​

And remember, never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same evening!​