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The 7-year-old
I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald's with my niece. I was going 20 km/h over the speed limit.
As the officer started walking up to my car. I rolled all of my windows down.
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7-year-old niece started screaming from the back seat. "It's coming out! I can't hold it in any longer! It's almost here!!!"
Now the officer is HEARING her scream this and leans in the window, and asks her, "What's going on here?"
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says, "I've got poop coming outta my butt!!"
He started laughing! I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 5 km home.
He told me to drive safely and to get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could not stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away, I asked, "What was that about???"
My niece smirked and said, "I saw it on YouTube, but I didn't think it would work."
"So, you're not pooping?"
She said, " Nope, and you're not in trouble either!"
This lil girl is my Hero!!!
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