[Skipton]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

 

[Gazman]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

Missed the blonde bit though!

 

[Dennis]

He should have replied to her I am not left- handed. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter, this soup taste funny. Why ane't you laughing then.

 

[Emmy Im12]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

 

[Jest]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

must have been a blonde

 

[Littleboy8]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

 

[Loubeauxarts]

Man in a bakery, "My pie's got a worm in it!"
Baker, "That's fat."
Man, "Of course it's fat, it's eaten all the bloody meat!"
Boom Boom

 

[Littleboy8]

Man in a bakery, "My pie's got a worm in it!"
Baker, "That's fat."
Man, "Of course it's fat, it's eaten all the bloody meat!"
Boom Boom

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

I say that to shopping trolly's all the time LOL

 

[Defiant540]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

huh??

 

[Marj53]

''Stay'' ''Stay''​

I pulled into the crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted
to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young woman,
gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"

Very funny