Sorry!
Two weeks after I had photos taken of my baby,
I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a colour monitor.
The photographer started describing the merits of each photo,
but as he went through the set, he rattled off his
sales pitch so quickly that I couldn’t get a word in.
Finally, after we’d seen all 20 poses,
he asked me which ones I was most interested in.
“None,” I replied.
“This isn’t my child.”