[Skipton]

Some Shorties!​

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
Artificial Swedener.

I’m terrified of elevators…
… so, I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

 

[Wandiwa]

Some Shorties!​

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
Artificial Swedener.

I’m terrified of elevators…
… so, I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

I think you stole them out of cheap christmas crackers ....