[Luckyus]

Sofa Stuffing​

This wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
in an attempt to spice up a dead sex life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and
sits on the settee.

At strategic moments she crosses her legs …….
enough times till her husband says,

”Are you wearing crotchless, knickers?”

“Yes,” she answers.


“Thank Christ for that.

I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee.”