[mOiOz]

SLEEPING AT CAMP

We were all at camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.
We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so we voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly,
I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob
shakes the roof with his snoring.
I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.

 

[Jarred Santos]

SLEEPING AT CAMP

We were all at a deer camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.
We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so we voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly,
I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob
shakes the roof with his snoring.
I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.

I was so excited to try this one out, but my Dad would end me on the spot if I ever did this

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

SLEEPING AT CAMP

We were all at camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.
We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so we voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly,
I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob
shakes the roof with his snoring.
I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.

Lol, so poor Bob was frightened what may happen if he went to sleep with Fread around! Hahaha well done Fread Hahaha.

 

[Barbara V]

Goodie

 

[MHM]

Lol, so poor Bob was frightened what may happen if he went to sleep with Fread around! Hahaha well done Fread Hahaha.

No, no. It was Fred not Freada. If it had been Freada, the entire punchline would have been turned around.