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SCHOOL LUNCH

SCHOOL LUNCH

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every... day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?'

She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay/' and she showed him. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more turkey.'

He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought a peanut butter sandwich instead. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating turkey sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'

She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
 
The story continues ..... the boy and girl became boyfriend and girlfriend in high school .... Oneday the boy said "Do you wanna go turkey hunting?" and she replied "I don't know, how does that work?" He simply replied "You go, gobble gobble gobble and I shoot"
 
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SCHOOL LUNCH

SCHOOL LUNCH

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every... day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?'

She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay/' and she showed him. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more turkey.'

He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought a peanut butter sandwich instead. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating turkey sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'

She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
Luck Kids they got to see each other's feathers Lol Hope they got to peck each other feathers Hahaha
 
The story continues ..... the boy and girl became boyfriend and girlfriend in high school .... Oneday the boy said "Do you wanna go turkey hunting?" and she replied "I don't know, how does that work?" He simply replied "You go, gobble gobble gobble and I shoot"
nope!
 

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