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Question: When a man has a sex change, what's the most painful part of the operation?
Answer: Having the salary cut in half.
Question: How is a virgin like a balloon?
Answer: One prick and it's all over.
Question: What's better than roses on your piano?
Answer: Tulips on your organ.
Question: What do breasts and electric trains have in common?
Answer: They're both designed for children, but Daddy gets to play with them.
Question: Who was the first accountant?
Answer: Adam. He turned over a leaf and made an entry.
Question: Who was the first soft-drink bottler?
Answer: Adam. He made Eve's cherry pop.
Question: Where in the Bible do we read about the first computers?
Answer: In Genesis. Eve offered Adam and Apple and played with his Wang.
Question: Who was the first carpenter?
Answer: Eve. She made Adam's little peanut stand.
Question: What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to a penis?
Answer: A man.
Question: Why did Bach have so many children?
Answer: because he couldn't find the stops on his organ.
Question: When does a cub scout become a boy scout?
Answer: When he eats his first brownie.
Question: What's the square root of sixty-nine?
Answer: Ate something.
Question: Why did God make semen white and urine yellow?
Answer: So men could know the difference between coming and going
Question: What do you call a woman without an arsehole?
Answer: Single.
Question: What do you get when you cross a virgin with a computer?
Answer: A system that won't go down.
Question: How are women like pianos?
Answer: When they're not upright, they're grand.