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Putin The Hostage!
Putin is held hostage by a terrorist. A Russian truck driver stops at
the back of a long queue on the motorway.
He sees a policeman walking down the line of
stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers.
As the policeman approaches the truck, the truck driver
rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
Policeman: "A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car.
He's demanding 10 million roubles, or he'll douse
Putin in petrol and set him on fire.
So, we're asking drivers for donations."
Driver: "Oh, Ok. How much do the people donate on average."
Policeman: "About a gallon."
