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Putin Goes Undercover
Putin goes undercover as a drill sergeant and talks to a new recruit, and asks
Where are you from, private?
- Sir, St. Petersburg
- Oh, I'm from there too. Who's your father?
- Sir, my father is President Vladimir Putin.
- That is impossible, how can that be?
- Sir, people always say that President Putin is the father of our country.
- That actually makes sense, but really who's your mother then?
- Sir, my mother is Russia.
- How so?
- Because people always say Russia is mother of all people, all ethnic, all nation.
- Spectacular private, what is your ambition in life to become?
- I would like to be an orphan, sir.
