[Skipton]

PUNS (1)​

I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language.
Maybe only when they're egg cited.

An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture.
But I stand corrected.

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.

 

[Dougal]

PUNS (1)​

I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language.
Maybe only when they're egg cited.

An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture.
But I stand corrected.

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.

The name of the French girl whose pants keep falling down is Lucy La Stic;
and the name of the Chinese chef specialising in English cuisine is Iris Chew.

 

[chinkapook]

Very funny