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Paddy Murphy
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been
run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and
bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little shite, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that to you,
He must have had something in his hand ."
"That he did," says Paddy, " a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, Didn't you
have something in your hand?"
That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in
a fight."