[mOiOz]

ONLINE FLIRTING - had to post!​

ONLINE FLIRTING
(True Story from an anonymous senior)

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
Then he replied with a face like (devilish). He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."

So I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.

I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!

MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!

 

[Defiant540]

ONLINE FLIRTING - had to post!​

ONLINE FLIRTING
(True Story from an anonymous senior)

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
Then he replied with a face like (devilish). He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."

So I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.

I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!

MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!

????

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Love it

 

[Ronloby]

His photo was taken 50 years ago.

 

[Dennis]

I do not accept friendships from people I do not know

 

[WADuck]

I do not accept friendships from people I do not know

I hope you mean only on facebook. My best friends are people I once did not know.

 

[Gazman]

ONLINE FLIRTING - had to post!​

ONLINE FLIRTING
(True Story from an anonymous senior)

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
Then he replied with a face like (devilish). He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."

So I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.

I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!

MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!

Could've been worse, he might've asked for nudie pics! lol

 

[mOiOz]

Could've been worse, he might've asked for nudie pics! lol

Would've just bee a lot quicker...

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

ONLINE FLIRTING - had to post!​

ONLINE FLIRTING
(True Story from an anonymous senior)

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
Then he replied with a face like (devilish). He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."

So I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.

I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!

MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!

Poor boy Lol

 

[Annemarie]

ONLINE FLIRTING - had to post!​

ONLINE FLIRTING
(True Story from an anonymous senior)

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior. I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
Then he replied with a face like (devilish). He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."

So I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.

I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!

MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!

I had to post this. Absolutely hilarious!