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Observations
It has been statistically proven that women who carry a bit extra weight
actually live longer than the men who mention it!
What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and arguing with his wife?.
Well he's has more of a chance in winning the lottery.
Prune juice shall set you free.
Woman: "Officer, I've been half raped!"
Policeman: "What do you mean 'half raped'?"
Woman: "It was a wharfie and it started to rain."
Why is it so hard, these day, for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those guys already have boyfriends.