[Skipton]

More One-Liners!​

I think I am becoming a social vegan
I am avoiding meets.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have a weird 'axe' scent.

I married my wife for her looks.
Just not the ones she’s been giving me of late.

I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn.
Remains to be seen

What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
A Poo-tin

6:30 is the best time on the clock.
Hands down.

I think his grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.

What does a house wear?
Address

My wife has been trying to make her mom wear her hearing aid.
She just won’t listen