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Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 60 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 6 litres. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 60 litres of milk. Did you mean 6 litres?'
The blonde said, 'I want 60 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face'.
