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Luckyus

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Here, There and Everywhere?
Male or Female

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
Don't forget the bit at the end !

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in...
But you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...
But can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....
You have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.......squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male... because in the last 5000 years......they've hardly changed at all...And are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...
He just keeps trying.
 

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