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Luckyus

Luckyus

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Love Continues to Bloom

Love Continues to Bloom, wherever

A wife, being the romantic sort,
sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me your
Smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me
A sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,

"I am having a crap. Please advise."
 
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