Mando

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I think I'm going to lose my drivers licence... and all just because of a stupid police officer...

The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "Licence and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "So, you're drunk."

Me: "But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Me: "A motorcycle."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: "So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer: "A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
 
True story a mate told me.
He was driving a tractor with implement in tow, meant to have an escort for wide load.
He got pulled up by the Main Roads Police & they asked him to show his pilots licence,
He replied - does this look like a f***ing aeroplane to you. Not very smart, they threw the book at him.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Love it!
True story a mate told me.
He was driving a tractor with implement in tow, meant to have an escort for wide load.
He got pulled up by the Main Roads Police & they asked him to show his pilots licence,
He replied - does this look like a f***ing aeroplane to you. Not very smart, they threw the book at him.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Dumbarse.
 

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