[Skipton]

Liar! Liar!​

A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries,
“What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?”
A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, suggests,
“I don’t know… Why don’t you play your age?”
He walks away. Moments later, he is intrigued to hear
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd,
he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor,
with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know, buddy….
She put all her money on 29.
When 36 came up she fainted!”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Who needs lie detectors when you have roulette twice as fun too

 

[Gazman]

Liar! Liar!​

A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries,
“What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?”
A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, suggests,
“I don’t know… Why don’t you play your age?”
He walks away. Moments later, he is intrigued to hear
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd,
he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor,
with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know, buddy….
She put all her money on 29.
When 36 came up she fainted!”

Priceless. Love it.

 

[Dougal]

Liar! Liar!​

A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries,
“What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?”
A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, suggests,
“I don’t know… Why don’t you play your age?”
He walks away. Moments later, he is intrigued to hear
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd,
he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor,
with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know, buddy….
She put all her money on 29.
When 36 came up she fainted!”

I've read and re-read the story about 36 coming up on roulette,
but still can't see what's funny.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

She was lying about her age!

 

[Dougal]

I've read and re-read the story about 36 coming up on roulette,
but still can't see what's funny.

Seeing references to lying about her age has caused the penny to drop: but a bit too subtle for my humble brain