Knock! Knock!
Just had a policeman knock on my door,
saying he was looking for a man with one eye....
I told him to use both as he'd probably
find him a lot quicker!!!
My mum used to say that too!My mum would have roasted me for asking if I was looking for something
'You look for things with your eyes, not your mouth,' she'd say for sure!
I hit 1000 today, there must be one good one!Skipton you must be finding your jokes getting harder like I am with finding my riddles.