Is That damn Nun In Here Again?
At a Bar, a Nun preaches to a man that drinking is bad.
MAN: ''Have you ever tried it'' ?
NUN: ''No, I have never drunk''.
MAN: ''OK, you try once. If you don't like it, I will give up drinking''.
NUN: ''OK, but bring it to me in a teacup, I don't want people
thinking that I am drinking''.
Man goes to bartender and ask him
"Give me 2 Shots of rum in a teacup".
Bartender: ''Is that damn nun here again?!!!