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''I Don't Think You Understand''.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning
of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says,
'Darling, as this is such a special occasion,
I think that it is time I made a confession:
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then
looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years!
I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could
show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said, 'I don't think you understand,
my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales ...'
