Guilty!
A woman was found guilty in court of a traffic offence,
and when asked for her occupation,
she said she was a schoolteacher.
The judge rose from the bench.
''Madam, I have waited years for a
schoolteacher to appear before this court.''
He smiled with delight, and said:
''Now sit down at that table and write
''I will not run a red light, 500 times.''