[Skipton]

Extra Pressure!​

An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember,
if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Who needs rewards like money when you have... er, incentives such as this