[Skipton]

Early Opening!​

A grocery store opened early for senior citizens.
A long, orderly line began to form.
Suddenly a young man tried to cut in line and
was subsequently beaten by an old woman
with a cane and chased back to his car.
A few minutes later the young man tried it again only
this time he was punched in the stomach
by an old man and he ran away.
The third time the young man walked up and yelled,
"If you old people don't let me unlock the door,
none of us are getting in, I'm the manager

 

[Jarred Santos]

Poor bloke to be fair, line skippers are giant pains in the you-know-where!