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''Don't Drink The Water''!!!!!!!
An Irishman is walking through a field when he sees a man
drinking water from a pool with his hand.
Paddy shouts ''Na ol an t-uisce ta lan de chac bo''
(''Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)''
The man shouts back, ''I'm English, I don't understand you.''
Paddy replies, ''Use both hands, you'll get more in.''
