[Skipton]

Dear Diary​

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.
Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter -
The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me,
bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today, I saved 2,600 lives.
Twice.................