[Luckyus]

Dear Abby (Bit Dated and Liable to upset Some but Such is the Nature of Jest)​

My Husband Has A Long Record Of Money Problems. He Runs Up Huge Credit
Card Bills And At The End Of The Month, If I Try To Pay Them Off, He
Shouts At Me, Saying I Am Stealing His Money. He Says Pay The Minimum
And Let Our Kids Worry About The Rest, But Already We Can Hardly Keep Up
With The Interest. Also He Has Been So Arrogant And Abusive Towards Our
Neighbors That Most Of Them No Longer Speak To Us. The Few That Do Are
An Odd Bunch To Whom He Has Been Giving A Lot Of Expensive Gifts,
Running Up Our Bills Even More. Also, He Has Gotten Religious. One Week
He Hangs Out With Catholics And The Next With People Who Say The Pope Is
The Anti-christ, And The Next He's On His Knees 5 Times A Day With
Muslims. Finally, The Last Straw. He's Demanding That Before Anyone Can
Be In The Same Room With Him, They Must Sign A Loyalty Oath. It's Just
So Horribly Creepy! Can You Help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck It Up And Stop Whining, Michelle. You're Getting To Live In The
White House
For Free, Travel The World, And Have Others Pay For Everything For You.
You Can Divorce The Jerk Any Time You Want. The Rest Of Us Are Stuck
With The Idiot For 2 More Years.

Signed, Abby