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Continuing Celebration.
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She’s, my ex-wife.
She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife.
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
