[Fisherman2320]

Christmas Shopping​

Christmas Shopping A Little Early.

It was just before Christmas, and the jailer was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’

The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early’.

‘That’s no crime’, said the jailer. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’

‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.

 

[JayKay]

Must have been a serve yourself store!

 

[Dennis]

Seen it somewhere else lately.