Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #1

What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.
Ha my mind went off on a tangent ... if they are naughty he puts them in the sack for a timeout .... if they are really naughty he does step 1 followed by a beating while in the sack with a rubber hose. Santa will not tolerate insubordination!!!!
 
what do you call a train full of toffee?
answer: a chew chew chew chew chew chew train
 

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