Armed And Dangerous!!!!
You’re not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel.
I noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought,
"This Lady isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.”
Anyway, I went inside, paid for the fuel and as I was about to head back out, I heard someone screaming.
I looked out the window and the woman's arm was on fire!
She was swinging her arm & running around and totally freaking out!
I then witnessed the cops putting her on the ground & putting the fire out with their coffees!!
What a waste of good Coffees...I'm thinking, really? Can this get any weirder?"
Then they handcuff her & threw her in the police car. I'm still thinking
"Well, that chick wasn’t too smart, what kind of a person smokes near a petrol pump?
One of the cops started singing the song "This girl is on fire.” It was honestly pretty funny!
So being the curious person I am, I asked the officers what they were arresting her for...
One of the officers looked me square in the eyes & said are you serious she was
"WAVING A FIREARM!"