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An Effective Placebo!!!

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk, " What's with that guy over there by the wall ?"
The clerk says,, " Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, " You idiot ! You can't treat a cough with laxatives !"
The clerk says, " Oh yeah ? Look at him, he's too afraid to cough !"
 
An Effective Placebo!!!

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk, " What's with that guy over there by the wall ?"
The clerk says,, " Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, " You idiot ! You can't treat a cough with laxatives !"
The clerk says, " Oh yeah ? Look at him, he's too afraid to cough !"
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An Effective Placebo!!!

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk, " What's with that guy over there by the wall ?"
The clerk says,, " Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, " You idiot ! You can't treat a cough with laxatives !"
The clerk says, " Oh yeah ? Look at him, he's too afraid to cough !"
Lol Laxatives to stop cough? I should try it some time Hahaha
 
Unfortunately, American idiocies are creeping in to our language at all times. It makes me mad when TV announcers pronounce "controversy" (accentuating the "v'). But it should be pronounced "contrOversy" (accentuating the "o"). Also "schedule" is becoming the American "Skedule'' . Maddening isn't it?
 
What? that is a total stuff-up of the otriginal joke, I don't even see how that formulates a joke. Go back to your cave and start again.
This is what yanks do with good Aussie Jokes... DRUG STORE? It is called a Chemist, mate ...look it up in your Funk and Wagnall ...
Get a grip. What does it matter....its still funny as.
 
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