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Airport chatup line.
A man was alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.
He decided, because she was wearing a uniform, she was probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leant across to her and said the British Airways motto: 'To Fly. To Serve'?
The woman looked at him blankly.
He sat back and thought up another line.
He leant forward again and delivered the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'?
Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'?
The woman looked at him sternly and said 'What the f--- do you want?'
'Aha!' he said, "Qantas".
