A Frickin' Elephant
Jake is five and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a book of zoo animals, and says,
''Look mummy! It's a frickin elephant!''
Deep breath... '' What did you call it?''
''It's a frickin elephant, mummy!
it says so here in the picture!''
and so it does...
''AFRICAN ELEPHANT''
Hooked on phonics
Ain't it wonderful?