[Skipton]

“What Was That All About?”​

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, ''What Was That All About?

 

[Jarred Santos]

Life lesson: it's not that some people (snails?) are good at holding grudges, it's that they really are slow on the uptake