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August 28 1965 the day I got married to the love of my life happiness that lasted until Australia Day 2002 when my wife passed away and still does in a different way through my memories

Agreed inflation is here , there is also a lot of price gouging from the farmer to the production lines It is a safe bet that almost everyone in volved in the food chain is in considerable profit. This also includes trades people to get a trades man to fix my ducted heating unit $260 before he...

I would ask my old mum what's for tea answer what you can catch

I just wish someone would truthfully explain and in laymans term why prices such as cheese / dairy products and other food items are costing so much who is really raking in the profits we are getting sick of being told it's the supply chain which I firmly believe is an excuse along with it's due...

There are some organisations including the major super markets making vast profits by ripping off their customers. One instance Woolies own tissues were $1 a box went up to $1.30 I didn't count the number of tissues possibly less of them as well. But it;s all over $248 to get a heating trades...

Peter Robinson DI Banks great read for all Yorkshire people from WestYorkshire a lot better than the TV series.

Every morning the man of the house sits down to breakfast with his Swans scarf and beanie chanting Buddy Buddy go the Swanies. His wife said I think you love the Swans more than you love me. He replied I love Collingwood more than I love you.

Must also be confusing for the dog who doesn't know whether to bite you over the fence, through the fence or under the fence

A Jewish man was on his death bed with his wife at his side. He said Bekky my love do you remember when we fled Russia you were by my side. She said I do He said here you are again in hospital you are at my side. Do you remember when we fled Germany again you were by my side When my tailors shop...

joke A Yorkshire man retired from work and said to his wife, 'We shall have to watch the pennies now I'm retired, love.' His wife replied, 'You have no need to worry about that score, we have been married for 40 years, and we have made love a few times in that 4o years haven't we?' He...

Amate of mine said he had just installed a bidet I told him we have too it's called a flannel

Did you hear the one about the chicken that swallowed a yo yo and laid the same egg 99 times

Man goes into a chemist asks do you sell condoms? Yes was the reply. Do you also sell pills to stop you getting sick? The assistant replied if it makes you sick why do you do it.

Fella goes in an Italian barbers and says I want my hair cutting like Tom Jones ten minutes later he's as bald as an egg. What's this he asks Tom Jones doesn't have his hair cut like this. The barber replied he would if he came into ruddy shop.

I would marry the same girl again have two more kids making 4 and enjoy life to the best that you can. Because you never know what the future holds my life changed 22 years ago when my fantastic wife of over 40 yrs passed away. Advice to the kids if they bring a pill out to stop you getting old...