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No where else to put this:......... Have you tried this tip that could help you save on your energy bills this summer*? YES! do not turn anything ON!

Nothing personal, but I thought this might be appropriate.

Holy COW!!

No offense at all, however, I have been known to beat people senseless with a gate! Like you, I too have a warped view and sense of humour, I only spank 19-30 or 19-45 so if you have 15 minutes to spare I'll see if I can rustle some up about 19-20. Have a great day!

27 November On this day in History 1876 Several laws were enacted in Queensland. One of them was: Give way to traffic on a roundabout. As there were no roundabouts back then, that explains why the buggers don't do it now!

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Well bless my little cotton..... And to think that I was going to write something risque? 🤣

Gambol Frolick playfully. For example, ‘The dog began to gambol in the yard.’ Pronounced as GAM-BUL. He always wins with a pair of fives and now owns half the neighbourhood, if you see a dog...

Fungi are genetically close to humans Did you know fungi are more closely related to humans than plants? Despite their plant-like appearance, fungi share a common ancestor with animals, not plants. In fact, we share about 50% of our DNA with fungi—surprising, eh? They say that mushrooms are kept...

I was about to write somethings really risque but then I realized you were referring to a cat!

Should've gone to SpecSavers! (they do hearing aids as well)

Why do you dislike cucumbers? (curious)

Black Friday!? I didn't realize it was near the 13th already!

At long last! we can all become "long haired gits" and finally live the musical "HAIR" She asked him why Why I'm a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and nighty-night night My hair is a fright I'm hairy high and low But don't ask me why 'Cause he don't know It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful...

At least there are no Crocodiles in Bunnings!

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New slogan, just like "The burgers are better....." "The chickens are pigeons at IGA"

It's made in China, isn't it?

And half the size, no doubt. They are where I live.

They use a "phone" number generator and it doesn't know/care if your number is silent.