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Flirting will get you everywhere .....

I reckon she could feed a small country in the middle east! :eek:

Let me know if you wanna see my puppy in a thong ! :oops:

Be careful, the ants can get it on the lower shelves.

You need to be more Pacific?

Joke explanation: To test his theory, Pavlov conducted an experiment where he rang a bell shortly before presenting food to the dogs. Initially, the dogs did not salivate in response to the bell. However, as they learned to associate the sound of the bell with the arrival of food, they began to...

Did you hear, there's a new Indian dating website ... It's called connect the dots.

There should be forced vascectomies after 5.

In Arabic countries, the guy watching the strippers perform yell out .... Show us ya face!

Cats never like talking about the big C.

The old wooden see-saw next to it was just as deadly for spinal jarring when you mate got off unexpectedly.

A man's prostate cancer was missed by a GP after a routine PSA test, only to be discovered during a visit for a tooth infection. WOW how deep did the dentist dig !!!!!!

Not enough people are making admin aware of posts on here encouraging online gambling etc .... this one is actually making members on here look like they are endorsing the product. REPORT REPORT REPORT or nothing is going to change. If you are not aware its as simple as clicking the little...

James Bond. What sound does James Bond doorbell make? Dong, Ding Dong.

Looks like he's damn good at his job.

Nerd Joke. A guy walks into a library and ask the librarian, do you have any books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat? Librarian says it rings a bell, but I'm not sure whether its here or not.

That game was used as a threat when my kids were growing up. The game usually ended with the board being upended. I'd rather eat my own scrotum than ever play that game again.

We had a Harpic .... coz he was clean around the bend.